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Fast, honest Steam demo reviews. 120 reviews published. Verdicts: Play, Maybe, or Skip.
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- Seaside Wash: Play: You play a monkey with a very long arm who cleans other animals' boats, and no one seems to mention the arm.
- Keep Farming Aura: Play: Ten minutes in the actual game became finding something heavy to hold the spacebar down for me; the spoon was busy with pudding, so I used the controller.
- Bless You Again: Play: The first boss chopped my head off, the camera watched the head roll across the floor, and I kept talking as the head about how inconvenient this was.
- Gate Guard Simulator: Play: A knight with sticks for arms, a goose with the wrong crest, and a farmer whose castle crest was upside down.
- Sin And Serve: Play: Cook a bowl that inflicts a sinner's sins back on them, then take the payment in flesh.
- Ram Fights: Maybe: I booshed a bull, played a cockerel with invisible armour, and never once saw a crystal.
- Castlevania: Belmont's Curse: Play: I fought the first boss without the whip because I thought I'd walked past it, when the whip is what you get for killing him.
- Kona & SnowRabbit: Maybe: A comic-styled freeze-and-smash that looks really nice, buried under a cutscene every fifteen seconds of play.
- The Demon Lord's Maid Cafe: Play: A cafe-themed action game where you feed coloured drinks to slime versions of your old demon subjects, slap them to keep
- Mowties: Play: A combo-crafting roguelike on a Monopoly-style board. You pick which die to roll, chain properties into their neighbours
- Locomochi: Play: A cozy toy-train puzzle game where the point is being a train, not solving the puzzle.
- BERGWERK - A Mining Sim: Maybe: A coal mining sim, first or third person, where you drive fifteen bits of heavy machinery through a tutorial mine. The mining itself works. The camera and the vehicle handling need work before this feels right for the audience it is aimed at.
- PachiRogue: Maybe: A papercraft pachinko roguelike where you aim balls at a climbing horde on a cardboard board, pretty enough to open and
- Ridge Hold: Skip: A cute 2D tower defence with warm art, derpy little villagers, and a castle to hold. The controls fight you and the loop
- ESCAPE FROM TOUHOU: Play: A top-down extraction shooter starring three Touhou girls with modern rifles, ridiculous on paper and a proper loop unde
- Rare Metal War: The sins of memory: Maybe: An action survivor roguelike where animal pilots defend earth in customisable mechs, functional enough but nothing on th
- Hunters Trial : One Breath: Skip: A fixed-position sniper hunting demo that plays worse than a mobile game I already own.
- Little Critter Hunters: Play: A hero-swap wave-clearer where quests, not gold, gate the skill tree, and I finished the whole demo in one and a half ho
- Steel Maiden: Play: A lightning-fast action roguelite you play on two keys. Two and a half hours of high-octane dopamine on left and right,
- Dice Tavern: Farkle Roguelike: Maybe: Farkle turned into a roguelike where you weight dice, swap faces, and push a target score up a ladder of taverns. The lo